Saturday, October 31, 2009
I may be celebrating Obamaween this year. Kids come to the door with their bags and say, "Trick or Treat!" I say, "Welcome, kids. At our home we're celebrating Obama Halloween." Reach into their bags and pull out some candy, placing it in a large bowl marked, "Children's Ward, County Hospital." Then say, "We're taking from those who have and giving to those who don't have. We are redistributing candy the same way Obama is redistributing wealth." Should be a learning moment.
Then you can add, "Well, do you like Obama Halloween or would you like conservative Halloween?" If they pick conservative, give them some of the candy you have ready.